I want to be a farmer in the spring time!!!!!

I miss my hubby!!!!! He is going to Chucktown this weekend for a wedding. And Peanut and I will be chillin' in the hizzy. Actually, Peanut's Uncle Mike is coming over for Zesto burgers and Star Wars. Oooooohhhh....Star Wars!!!!!!Some of the best movies on the planet...the old trilogy, that is...

I HAVE SPRING FEVER!!!! Yes, my hubby has reminded me that I still have 3 more months of cold weather. I don't care. I want warm breezes and sunshine and cold rootbeer and flowers and white sandals (actually, I don't like white shoes...but I do like knowing that I can wear them...) and pale pink dresses and deep suntans...I want Nice And Natural sandwiches in the park - durn it!!!! And I want red toenails!!!! And I want to zombie out to the radio under the influence of sunlight in a bikini!!!!!(Yes, I will most likely subject my neighbors to the big white blob that is my stomach - because it is fun and they deserve it. Or actually - maybe just my parent's neighbors. My parents have the pool...And the sunlight will not be wearing the bikini...and the radio will not be under the influence of the sunlight. I will!!!!)

I like that powder stuff to put on carpet before you vacuum. It smells really good...and makes me think that my house is cleaner. Actually...I love cleaning products. And I like to clean. I want to reorganize the closet in my room. And...Hubby might just come back to one less study...and Peanut might just have one more playroom.

I want to see a daffodil!!!!!!

I am cooking New Year's dinner this year. And I am excited! The first holiday dinner that I have ever cooked myself!

I need to find my Drifters CD. Then I could alternate listening to that with Kenny Chesney. (My grammar leaves alot to be desired...but I don't have time to care.)

Hey...I think tractors are sexy. Hubby, if you read this, I am going to buy you a tractor just as soon as I win the lottery! A John Deer tractor. Wow. Sooooooo sexxxxxyyyyyyyy!!!!!!You know what's really sexy? Attorneys who only practice law as a pasttime so that they can become farmers with their wife and son...and ride a John Deer all day...or maybe their wife will do that part...Please!!!! Let's become farmers!!!????!!!! I'll make you fried chicken and sweet tea!!!! And I'll even make home-made jelly! I know how! It could be so much fun!!!! I'll wear red - make that pink - gingham dresses with white frilly aprons...And I'll grow my hair long and wear it in a loose, curly bun...And we'll have twenty kids...And alot of horses...And I'll gather eggs before sun up...if the hens are nice hens...but I will spray the nest with lysol before I touch it...And we'll keep red geraniums on our huge front porch!!! And in the evenings we'll rock on the porch while I sew aprons and mend your overalls...And Peanut will have his own little pony that he will ride! And we'll have beautiful little girls in pretty little dresses sewing doll clothes!!! And we'll count the stars...and finally give up with two thousand!! And we won't watch TV because compared to our lives, it will be boring!!! Imagine...PEACE and Tranquility!!! In NATURE!!! And I will have two mile loop of running trails that me and my babies...and you, my fantastic Hubby, will run 5 times every morning!!!

PLEASE BUY A JOHN DEER TRACTOR!!!!!!