Nice and Natural Robots

So...
I have the flu. And I can't take anything because I am nursing my little boy. Fun.

I had this dream one night this week. It was weird. I was in some sort of laboratory with this little sort of dorky guy and his assisstant...a well-dressed woman with long, curly blonde hair. And I thought that it was weird that she was wearing a skirt and heels in a lab...But whatever. So he and I were sitting down talking, when the assistant walked over to talk to us. One minute she was spouting math equations - and who want to hear that on a break. And then she started talking like Britney Spears. And that freaked me out. But we soon found out that she was a robot who was malfunctioning...or having a robotic nervous breakdown. And that's when it dawned on us...The government was producing robots to take over the planet. And we couldn't let anyone know that we knew. So he and I talked about it and decided that I was going to have to play matchmaker so that this little geeky guy could find a woman and have babies. And I was glad that Hubby and I wanted a million kids. Because then we could raise up a huge, huge, huge generation of humans to fight the robots in a war and overtake the government. But the government was smart. They were the ones silently influencing families in this country to only have one or two kids - if any at all. And no one could ever find out that we knew. Because if they knew that we knew, then there could be problems for the fighter children that the smart humans of the world (those that knew about the government). So...don't trust the government. They are sneaky.

I don't think that there is a word in the English language to describe how much I desire a sandwich from Nice and Natural. I tried to make a turkey sandwich at home. It was not the same. I still greatly, strongly desire a Nice and Natural turkey sandwich - minus the sprouts. I can't quit thinking about it. I wake up thinking about it. I fall asleep thinking about it. It's beginning to freak me out. And the only thing that I want more than that is a Zesto burger. With lots of pickles. Or maybe a snickers bar. With a pickle. Yum.