22 September, 2006

Flavored with 100% Pure Stupidity...

It's his choice, but did you ever hear the story about the guy putting the snake into his jacket? What a weird, weird thing to do.
It's kind of like - "Hey, children...Let's go play with that nice, friendly grizzly bear! Maybe it would like to go on vacation with us!" or..."Honey, let's adopt a serial killer who likes to rip the heads off of weird, stupid yuppies like us." or... "Hey, Bubba! Will you learn me that there game of Russian Roullette? I done put 6 new bullets in my gun."

The only thing saving his skinny white booty is the fact that millions of people all over the world worship the man...And even that may not be enough...

Oh, just read this.

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