This is a two-blog day...I am procrastinating...

I've got some ocean front property in Arizona
From my front porch you can see the sea.
I've got some ocean front property in Arizona.
If you'll buy that I'll throw the Golden Gate in free...

So much to do. So little time. I do not ever, ever, ever want to write another paper to be graded. (I know, I may not have a choice.) I hate the fact that I must butcher my work to satisfy the opinions of someone who has not done the research.

I got a 80 proof bottle of tear stopper...
Before I miss her I'll have forgot her...
Get a little loose and get a little drunk and lose that memory....

Horrible, isn't it?

A smart and stylish girl you see,
Belle of good society.
Not too strict but rather free
Yet as right as right can be!
Never forward, never bold
Not too hot and not too cold
But the very thing I am told
In your arms you'd like to hold!

Ta Ra Ra Boom De-ay!
Ta Ra Ra Boom De-ay!
Ta Ra Ra Boom De-ay!
Ta Ra Ra Boom De-ay!

I'm not extravagantly shy
And when a nice young man is nigh
For his heart I have a try.
And faint away with tearful cry!
When the good young man in haste
Will support me round the waist
I don't come to while thus embraced
Till my lips he steals a taste!

I'm a timid flower of innocence
Pa says that I have no sense
I'm one eternal big expense.
But men say I'm just "immense!"
Ere my verses I conclude
I'd like it known and understood
Though free as air, I'm never rude
I'm not too bad and not too good!

How'd you like that? Perhaps I'll post all the verses one day...Just let me conclude with the last verse...

Sometimes Pa says, with a frown,
"Soon you'll have to settle down -
Have to wear your wedding gown -
Be the strictest wife in town!"
Well, it must come by-and-by
When wed, to keep quiet I'll try;
But till then I will not sigh,
I shall still go in for my..
Ta Ra Ra Boom De-ay!
Ta Ra Ra Boom De-ay!
Ta Ra Ra Boom De-ay!
Ta Ra Ra Boom De-ay!

TA RA RA BOOM DE-AY!!!!!!!
-Aren't you glad that you could not see me do the dance that accompanies it?