26 September, 2006

Today, I would like to slap...

Is it just me - or do the Clintons' just make you want to upchuck your cookies? Has anyone else been following that little Clinton interview story where he emphatically defended his stance on terror...Did he have one?

Read this.

Condy - didn't your mama ever tell you, "When you hear nothing, say nothing." I think that's a great saying. Sometimes it's just better to keep your mouth shut. But, instead, you wanted to play the five-year-old's game. Now - you just gave Senator Hillary Clinton the foothold to defend her neurotic, ignorant husband. Great going, baby...

And Hillary - Please!Your husband did a great job of demonstrating how a five-year old handles it when his daddy confronts him about the crack on the windshield of the car. Your husband is a big, whiny, perverted baby. And you would have left his heinie high and dry for your still secret lesbian lover - probably Rosie O'Donnell - if you hadn't seen that you could live out your Jackie O./Eleanor Roosevelt dreams when he philandered around on you during his governorship. Get a grip woman! You are one of those pushy, neurotic, rude, loud, overbearing women that I can't stand. Woman, thy name is "Satan."

People - I will make a confession. I have never voted before. It should be no secret that I don't like most politicians or the little games that they play. I don't trust them. I don't like the government. I think that the law is self-interested and easily used for personal gain by those in power. It's all just a matter of how well you know how to play the game. But...If Hillary runs for President - Well, just look for my big ol' booty to be registerin' to cast my vote agin' her.

On another topic, Did Jessica Simpson fire her stylist? She looks really awful lately. Hey! Maybe Nick really was her stylist! I heard gay guys have great fashion sense. Oh, yes! I did go there!

Watching Rachael Ray makes me feel Italian. But not hungry. What a great cooking show! But did you see the episode with the woman who was freaking out because she was having a dinner party for 7 people? Give me a break! I hope to feed more than that everynight around the family dinner table soon!

I think that our neighbors thought that I had left Hubby. During the time that he was taking the bar, we went out to dinner and back to the house so that I could pick up some things for the baby. And we had neighbors stop by who had never stopped by before - or since. And then last night, they asked me if I was working because they had not seen me around. And they said that they wondered what I was doing. I should have told them some elaborate story about how I left to live out my dreams of being a Vegas Showgirl, but missed Hubby too much. So he flew out to Vegas for a 48 hour trip to convince me to come back with him. And he lured me back with the promise of painting our kitchen. I should have made him promise to paint the bathrooms and the living room...and the dining room...

Hey! I am Super Mommy! I moved all of the furniture around all by myself yesterday! Woo Hoo for Girl Muscles!I think that this has inspired me to lift weights...someday. Maybe one day I will be a ripped muscle babe!!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I still think you ought to write a book. Your descriptions and thoughts are captivating, and you would make great reading. I know everyone who reads your penned words would agree. I love you Googie-Woogies!!! ;)